Done and done. I'm picturing with every order, you'd get a drill sergeant at every table "motivating" you to finish that puppy - "SUCK IT DOWN, MAGGOT! YOU ORDERED IT, YOU EAT IT!! ALL OF IT!!! WE DON'T WASTE FOOD HERE, FUCKWAD!!! CHEW IT!!! CHEW IT!!! CHEW IT!!!!"
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what is that and how do i get it in my mouth and butt thank you"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
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Originally posted by Timothy225 View PostDone and done. I'm picturing with every order, you'd get a drill sergeant at every table "motivating" you to finish that puppy - "SUCK IT DOWN, MAGGOT! YOU ORDERED IT, YOU EAT IT!! ALL OF IT!!! WE DON'T WASTE FOOD HERE, FUCKWAD!!! CHEW IT!!! CHEW IT!!! CHEW IT!!!!""Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.
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Originally posted by Ed Hocken View PostIs R. Lee Ermy going to be the celebrity spokesperson? Will the wait staff wear smokey the bear hats?
Diamond pushups...
Do them until I get tired.
Keep going, fuck knuckle... I've got all day.
"Round Brown" is the preferred term, thank you...
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we need to come up with some good names for the entrees at Vin's. Colorful, descriptive names.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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Originally posted by V View PostFor calling them "Smokey The Bear" hats, you can start knocking out them pushups, Ed...
Diamond pushups...
Do them until I get tired.
Keep going, fuck knuckle... I've got all day.
"Round Brown" is the preferred term, thank you...
In any case, *writes that shit down*"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.
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Yeah, I can kill some burgers too but fuck a Burger King in the face. I'd be sharting out of every porous inch of my body for weeks afterward if I ate that many BK patties."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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