I love/hate Sunday nights on TLC HD.

[gravedigger]

It's always Parade of Freaks on Sunday nights. Tonight was an interesting show about a pair of conjoined twins from Minnesota who are turning 16. That was the love part.

The hate part involves what is airing right now- a show about a HUGE FUCKING FAT FUCK who hasn't left his bed in seven years. Bedsore-apalooza. To weigh the guy they need a special scale because the scale they want to use only goes up to 750 pounds!

[Lesley]

1 - are the conjoined twins girls that play a lot of sports - I've seen a couple of local specials on them.?
2 - is the huge guy the one that lives in Central America?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Do you watch John and Kate plus 8?

[Nathan]

Oh god. I have to admit that I do on occasion. Forgive me.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

My wife watches it all the time...I mused the other night that I could only imagine how floppy her vag must be after popping out 8 kids, my wife called me an idiot and said that she had c-sections. I felt like an idiot.

[Nathan]

That chick is crazy. Feel bad for the husband.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I'm sure he's fucking the babysitter, if not he's got a side piece. Broad is insane but I would totally hit that...maybe not, maybe after a few forties.

[PHEDG]

She's totally has ocd.

I hate how she talks with her Pennsylvanian accent. Like in the intro thing how she says "It might be a crazy life, but is ARR life."

It's pronounced OW-r!

[Nathan]

Careful mister!

[gravedigger]

Kate is pretty hot for super-controlling nagaholic.

1 - are the conjoined twins girls that play a lot of sports - I've seen a couple of local specials on them.?
2 - is the huge guy the one that lives in Central America?

Correct on number one. They showed them belting some softballs. Pretty good considering each head controls one side of the body but can't feel the other side.

The HUGE fat guy is from somewhere in the US. He was checking into a special hospital for really, really fat people.

[Lesley]

Those girls are awesome. They amaze me - I've seen them playing volleyball and basketball.

[Abraham Smashington]

Kate is pretty hot for super-controlling nagaholic.

In the running for "FAIL statement of the year"? I think so.