Heroes

[Spiderine]

Haha. Well, the second hour was better. Bubbles from the Wire is supposed to be in here this season too. The idea of Noah and Sylar working together is cool. Having, Peter in Weevil's body is kind of interesting. I like seeing Future Peter running around. Suresh is definitely turning into Spider-Man.

[gravedigger]

I read some spoilers on the new season at io9 and it only confirmed my belief that this show is shitty shit. Ali Larter's origin is so stupid that I actually went retarded for 10 minutes after I read it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh please, spoil it. Just black it out, or PM me.

[gravedigger]

spoilarz!

Larter is actually a set of genetically-enhanced triplets created as an attempt at a master super-race by Nathan and Peter's parents. The new version of Larter (Vicky? Nancy? Whateverthefuck?) never met her sisters, Niki and Jessica.

STUPID.

[ScooterLaBeef]

Wow... Jessica, Nicky?

Yes, not impressed with the first two episodes. Pretty cool special effects but thats really all it had going.... I just dont get where the hell they are going with Peter, is he good or is he bad and now Sylar working with the team... WTF!

[Sarah]

I fell asleep.....zzzzzzzzzz

[Abraham Smashington]

About gravediggers spoilers...


MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahHAHAHAHA. Wow. Really? This show is so fucking stupid.

[Ari]

This show decided to dive into an ocean of human waste last night and drown itself. Highlights include:

-Hiro asking when destiny will knock on his door, followed by someone knocking on his door

-Sylar being unable to open a locked pantry

-Ali Larter now playing a brand new character

-Mohinder becoming Brundlefly

-Future Claire attempting to shoot future Peter point blank, even though he has every fucking power in the world

-Future Peter has a scar, even though he has Claire healing powers

-Nathan becomes a Jesus freak for no apparent reason

-Linderman comes back as Casper the Old-Man Ghost that only Nathan can see

-Future Peter getting yelled at by his mom whenever she sees him. "Get outta here!!! Go back to your own time!!!!"

-African man can paint the future (never seen that power before)

-Hiro is told that he must guard the contents of a special safe, and never open it, cause inside is a piece of paper that can end the world. So he immediately opens it, and said paper gets stolen

-Claire can no longer feel pain, so she's not sure she's human. Fuck you.

-Sylar's eyebrows

-And my favorite of the night: "I get no cell phone signal out here. I should have gotten Sprint."


I had more fun going to meatspin.com last night.

[Abraham Smashington]

And this is episode that caused nerds to ejaculate at Comic-Con? WTF? Fuck anyone who told me this season was going to fix the issues of last. Bullshit.

[Ari]

The biggest problem is with the time travel. When you get into that shit, so many things are possible, and it really makes a cohesive storyline fucked up. Also, every season has the same plot: Someone sees the future, it's bad, and it must be stopped. I say bring on the fucked up future already. Sheesh!

[Abraham Smashington]

So where are Nerdious and Scott with the Heroes love?

[Ari]

Don't worry, Phat will be here soon to put the ploppin' on all my Heroes hate.

[Abraham Smashington]

Seriously, why do people think this show is smart and/or good? It is neither. I do give it up for the SFX with "Flash Girl". That was actually pretty awesome. But how fucking dumb is Hiro. He was my favorite character in the first season, but now he's just a dumb motherfucker. "Oh, I guess I better open the safe up." "Oh shit, the formula was taken." "Maybe I should just go back a half an hour in time and make sure not to do that?"

[Spiderine]

I agree man, the new episodes weren't that great but it's kind of entertaining in a sadistic kind of way. Hiro is kind of retarded. But, the reason he doesn't want to go back in time is because the last time he did that it didn't go so great. The whole Nikki/Nancy bullshit is dumb. Sylar + Noah will be interesting. I really want to know how the peter being in weevil's body is going to play out.

[Ari]

Yeah, the FX have impressed me, especially the time stopping FX, but like I said earlier, when it comes to time travel, things can get loony.

But I did forget to mention a couple of other positive aspects of last night's episodes:

-The FX
-Ali Larter in White Queen costume
-The "villians" burning a live person for the hell of it
-The breasts on Miss Oil Eyes. Damn, those things got impressive over the hiatus.