TRUE DETECTIVE

[Captain Russ]

This show is off to a rollicking start.

Amazing opening, as always, Haitch Bee Oh.

Lessee here, we got Blair Witch totems killer, McCoughnahey spitting hard boiled fire, McCoughnahey showing up shitfaced to a family dinner with the Woodman, Woodman banging Daddario on the side, and BROTHER MUZONE FROM THE FUTURE PAST interviewing Trucker Mode McCoughnahey.

What god did I please?

[BillyG]

Watching this tonight while I bike. GET HYPE

[Anderson]

I have watched this three times in the last week. I can't stop. That's how much I love it.

[gravedigger]

I want to order HBO again so I can watch this. I loved the trailer and everything I've read about it makes it sound amazing.

[B_Metal]

Then ask the right fucking questions.................FANFUCKINGTASTIC

[Abraham Smashington]

I dug it but kept waiting for Mads to show up to make some good food. The whole time I just wanted the second season of Hannibal to start.

But that last line was gold.

[BillyG]

I dug it but kept waiting for Mads to show up to make some good food. The whole time I just wanted the second season of Hannibal to start.

But that last line was gold.

It felt like an even crazier Hannibal.

[Abraham Smashington]

I didn't get that at all. In fact it looks like it was shot by the same people. The comparisons were always going to happen. I dug it, but like I said, this felt like Hannibal (which is a good thing) but without Mads.

[Captain Russ]

So what?

[B_Metal]

What Rob's saying is Cancer McConaugheyheyhey doesn't give him boners like Mads does.

[Abraham Smashington]

yeah, you guys can relax. I'm not saying this show is horrible or anything. But the first episode, while good, wasn't OMG THIS IS AMAZING TO ME. I was stating the opinion that all I could think about while watching this was Hannibal and I Really want that show to start now.

I probably would have LOVED this more if Hannibal didn't beat it to the punch.

[BillyG]

I didn't get that at all. In fact it looks like it was shot by the same people. The comparisons were always going to happen. I dug it, but like I said, this felt like Hannibal (which is a good thing) but without Mads.

I think it's crazier because of McConaughey's character compared to Hannibal. Hannibal is a super smart fucking PSYCHOPATH but our favorite pederast seems to be a normal dude that is consumed by the macabre and seems to have sent him down to Crazy Town. His character immediately has me hooked, where as Mads performance sold me on Hannibal...not the actual character.

[Abraham Smashington]

understandable.

I am psyched to see where the line of questioning goes in this season.

[Captain Russ]

Hannibal has a superhuman profiler versus a superhuman chef of questionable meats.

True Detective looks to be more homespun psychological trauma than anything else.

Surface details may be similar, but that's about all I'm seein'.

[BillyG]

Hannibal has a superhuman profiler versus a superhuman chef of questionable meats.

True Detective looks to be more homespun psychological trauma than anything else.

Surface details may be similar, but that's about all I'm seein'.

And antlers, bro.