Hells Kitchen: You Fucking Donkey! or You Belgian Fuck!

[Abraham Smashington]

Sorry, I've never seen that movie. Or Zodiac.

[nerdious dorkus]

But I do enjoy watching Naruto and Sliders. Oh FSM... My entertainment tastes are like CJ's.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Nathan]

Maybe when you're back in Simi for the wedding they can slap some sense into you.

[nerdious dorkus]

Nah. I won't be around long enough for them to do that. Maybe during Comic Con.

[Nathan]

Here's what I see in your future should you not change your ways:

[Ari]

Nothing?

[Nathan]

Slutcore! Where is the picture??!?!?

[Nathan]

[Ari]

He's already got a giant ceramic penis.

[nerdious dorkus]

Wait, is that what I'd look like if you were forcing me to watch the movies or if you were opening the unopened? Because I wouldn't mind watching the movies; it's just that I'm lazy.

[nerdious dorkus]

Because Rob requested it; my tweets on Hell's Kitchen:

1. Tonight's finale on Hell's Kitchen sucked. Oh well. That means more nonsense next week! 33 minutes ago from web
2. Colleen is the Matt on Hell's Kitchen fifth season. Useless. about 1 hour ago from web
3. Oh Colleen, stop talking back, you moron. about 1 hour ago from web
4. Holy crap, Hell's Kitchen is #10 on twitter trends. http://idek.net/2Hl about 1 hour ago from web
5. Lacey teaching Colleen how to cook scallop?! about 1 hour ago from web
6. Wow, Seth. You're creepy as fuck! about 1 hour ago from web
7. Awww. Lacey's still emocore. about 1 hour ago from web
8. Oh my FSM! Colleen actually got a perfect dish of scallops?! about 1 hour ago from web
9. Way to go Carol! about 2 hours ago from web
10. Un-shocking-believable. about 2 hours ago from web
11. How does one not know that scallops had shells?!? about 2 hours ago from web
12. Watching new episode of Hell's Kitchen! about 2 hours ago from web

1. Aww. I honestly think the wrong person was kicked. Lame. 11:31 PM Jan 29th from web
2. Ahahaha. Seth, you're ridiculous. 11:26 PM Jan 29th from web
3. Oh Giovanni, you should have sauced the dinners up like Carol did. 11:26 PM Jan 29th from web
4. How do you mess up risotto? Oh Colleen, I hope you're the one that get's kicked. 11:21 PM Jan 29th from web
5. Hahaha. That lamb chop is sad. 11:20 PM Jan 29th from web
6. What's with all the spaghetti cooking all at once? 11:19 PM Jan 29th from web
7. Colleen, why are you a cooking school instructor if you're using dirty pans? 11:18 PM Jan 29th from web
8. Wow... Lacey doesn't even know how to work a stove oven. 11:13 PM Jan 29th from web
9. You go Coi! 11:10 PM Jan 29th from web

1. Ginger pubic hair?! AHAHAHAHAHAHHA. 11:09 PM Jan 29th from web
2. Giovanni, you might be my favorite of the men's team. 11:08 PM Jan 29th from web
3. Lacey just quit after a few minutes of being on the line. ShamWow. 11:07 PM Jan 29th from web
4. Oh ma'am, I hope you get kicked on this episode. 11:05 PM Jan 29th from web
5. Lacey, why are you on the show if you don't have line experience?!?! 11:04 PM Jan 29th from web
6. Blue brothers? Blue balls? What's with these team names? The Spice Rack? What the?! 11:03 PM Jan 29th from web
7. The chefs are a lot younger this year. Most of them are under 30. Interesting 11:02 PM Jan 29th from web
8. Honey in ratatouille? Men don't have a chance this season. 11:01 PM Jan 29th from web
9. Oh Colleen, you are a moron. Did you not watch the show before? You NEVER talk back to Gordan Ramsey. 10:58 PM Jan 29th from web
10. Oh snap, she did not just talk back to Ramsey! 10:57 PM Jan 29th from web
11. Watching Hell's Kitchen. What's with the one, two and three letter named chefs? And all the horribly presented dishes? 10:56 PM Jan 29th from web
12. New season of Hell's Kitchen premiers tonight. "You fucking donkeys!" Oh Gordan Ramsey, you are pure awesomeness. 6:54 AM Jan 29th from Tweetie

[Ari]

Awesome fucking show. I'm so happy the 2 useless twats stayed on, for pure entertainment reasons. Lacey is such a huge waste of humanity. And I don't think Collen's going to have a cooking school after this.

[ScooterLaBeef]

Poor McFatty, I felt so bad for that guy when he was told he couldnt fly in the helicopter and then again once he got to catalina

[Abraham Smashington]

Awesome. Thanks NErdious. The greatness.