Hells Kitchen: You Fucking Donkey! or You Belgian Fuck!

[Nathan]

What is this stove oven you speak of? Round' these parts its called a stove or an oven. Not both. Please esplain.

[nerdious dorkus]

What is this stove oven you speak of? Round' these parts its called a stove or an oven. Not both. Please esplain.

What would you call that?

[Abraham Smashington]

Hahahahaha. Nice.

[nerdious dorkus]

A "Stoven?" Perhaps "a thing to cook shit in?" You mid-westerners are craaaaaazy!

[Nathan]

Yup, that's a stove. Or an oven. Maybe I'm displaying ignorance, but I usually refer to the top (stove top, der) as the stove, and the section with the door as the oven. Am I too dense to watch this show?

[Nathan]

A "Stoven?" Perhaps "a thing to cook shit in?" You mid-westerners are craaaaaazy!

Is that like Coven?

[Abraham Smashington]

Nice. Fucking aces.

[nerdious dorkus]

Yup, that's a stove. Or an oven. Maybe I'm displaying ignorance, but I usually refer to the top (stove top, der) as the stove, and the section with the door as the oven. Am I too dense to watch this show?

So if you were going to Lowes or Home Depot, how would you ask for said item? Because it's a two-in-one. Or is that two-on-one?

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd ask for a new stove. Or a new oven.

[nerdious dorkus]

Is that like Coven?

Only if you have small witches to burn.

[Nathan]

I'd ask for a new stove. Or a new oven.

Ding, ding! Bingo.

[Abraham Smashington]

But we're all missing the point here, Nate was able to reference American Movie in a thread that derailed into discussing what a kitchen appliance is referred as.

[Nathan]

Thank you, thank you.

[nerdious dorkus]

Sorry, I've never seen that movie. Or Zodiac.

[Nathan]

Failure. Utter Failure.