LOST POLL: Matthew Fox (Jack) as an Actor

[Lisa]

Oh, my beloved Dr. Foxy, why did you have to go drunken asshole on me?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...us_driver.html

In the cooch! He punched the nice lady in her boobs and her cooch! Now he can't be one of my imaginary boyfriends anymore.

[BillyG]

He can be the Ike to your Tina for Halloween though.

[Lisa]

Not for all the fun sized Butterfingers and Snickers in the world, chum!

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh, my beloved Dr. Foxy, why did you have to go drunken asshole on me?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...us_driver.html

In the cooch! He punched the nice lady in her boobs and her cooch! Now he can't be one of my imaginary boyfriends anymore.

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FUCKING HILARIOUS. I mean, hitting a woman isn't cool but the thought of DRUNKJACK giving a lady a cuntpunch and then getting arrested is making me lose my shit.

[Lisa]

Someone needs to post the "Jack Derp Face" gif.

Because, I know, it's totally not funny - he hit a woman. But I'm still DYING from a combo of laughter and disappointment.

[BillyG]

Today is the day we miss B_metal from BDR.

[Abraham Smashington]

hahaha

[Lisa]

Does Josh have the Jack DERP face gif? We need that. This thread needs that!

[Timothy225]

Oh, my beloved Dr. Foxy, why did you have to go drunken asshole on me?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...us_driver.html



In the cooch! He punched the nice lady in her boobs and her cooch!



Now he can't be one of my imaginary boyfriends anymore.

[Lisa]

Oh my god, that's GOLD!!! That's not the gif (the one I mean is the one where his mouth is opening and closing really fast), but that's fucking hilarious! And you added Jack-Tears! Someone rep this man for me!

[Anderson]

I punched a chick in the cunt once. My knuckles stunk for days.

[Captain Russ]

Hilarious

[B_Metal]

Oh, my beloved Dr. Foxy, why did you have to go drunken asshole on me?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...us_driver.html

In the cooch! He punched the nice lady in her boobs and her cooch! Now he can't be one of my imaginary boyfriends anymore.

All I can say about this is......

[Lisa]

That's the one! Thank you, Josh!

[B_Metal]

I aim to please. Now if I could only find a job that puts my skills to use.