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  • #16
    Originally posted by BillyG View Post
    I know, but she put Mr. Brown Bunny's pecker in her mouth. YUCK. DO NOT WANT.

    Also, 'I like my girls with mad flava, yo!" /kool aid tampon

    If you don't like women who have mouthified wang at one point, then you'll be alone for quite a while.

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    • #17
      Its just best not to think about it. Would certainly make dating a porn star difficult.
      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by V View Post
        If you don't like women who have mouthified wang at one point, then you'll be alone for quite a while.
        I love girls that mouth wang. If I can't get wang moufed I won't be happy. But this particular one. Ugh. When the penis goes inward and it's not below freezing, problem.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Nathan View Post
          Its just best not to think about it. Would certainly make dating a porn star difficult.
          Really? And you know this from personal experience?
          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #20
            Well I, uh, no. Of course not. Even if I had, what caliber of porn star are you gonna get in Dayton, OH?
            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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            • #21
              is "fat" a caliber?
              "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

              "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

              ~              *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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              • #22
                I was going to go with fat or toothless.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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