HGTV stuff

[Abraham Smashington]

I just enjoy that what he does, I want to live there. I could give two shits about some backsplash (just give me a sweet gas stovetop). His stuff is more in line with my personality than any other host on HGTV.

[gravedigger]

Oh yeah, definitely. And count me in the "WTF, how do people afford these houses?" club re: House Hunters.

Also, we're all in agreeance that Genevieve Gorder and Sabrina Soto are totally smashable, yes?

[Abraham Smashington]

Yes. Agreed.

*shakes on it*

[B_Metal]

Google images confirms. I support gravediggers motion.

[BillyG]

I tried to find her on the website, but the British girl that helps with rentals. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.

[Abraham Smashington]

DRRRROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

[B_Metal]

NIIIIICE, but I bet it was super expensive.

[Abraham Smashington]

Well yeah, but HOCKENDAMN.

[BillyG]

Beautiful, but I would break that glass shelf in a week.

[B_Metal]

I'd never cook in it because I'd be to busy licking all that shiny stuff. So pretty.

[Lisa]

I'd never cook in it because I'd be to busy licking all that shiny stuff. So pretty.

A kitchen that pretty - it's probably a blessing that I *can't* cook!

[B_Metal]

I could see me hanging out in the kitchen showing shit off when someone says "What'cha gonna cook us?" After I stop laughing at them I'd calmly explain how one does not sully up an immaculate kitchen like that.

[BillyG]

Know what always depresses me? After these way too pretty young couples buy their half million dollar home they always are preparing this beautiful spread while talking about the home, then like 25 of their closest friends come over and they drink wine and someone toasts the new home. I know if it was me I would be sitting on my couch going, "yup it's my house, I have no friends so no one is here to toast this home. But I can shit with the door open!"

There is one episode where a couple bought this great loft, and they said "we bought this because there is no parking and people won't come out here to party. We have a sanctuary" and they were cuddled up on the couch just happy as can be. I was like YES these people get it.

[Lisa]

There is one episode where a couple bought this great loft, and they said "we bought this because there is no parking and people won't come out here to party. We have a sanctuary" and they were cuddled up on the couch just happy as can be. I was like YES these people get it.

God, these are my people!

[Lesley]

See I want a house so people HAVE to come to us and not the other way around.