Random TV that do not need their own threads...

[Captain Russ]

THESE BRIDES ARE OUT OF CONTROL

[Abraham Smashington]

The other bride on this episode was begging to be punched in the face.

[V]

Ingrid... you have the patience of a saint. Friend or not, if anyone every even addressed me in remotely that fashion, I would fucking end them.

No... scratch that.

I'd make them beg me to end them.

[FilmNerdJamie]

HBO movie about Fatty Arbuckle, directed by Barry Levinson and starring Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family. Sounds like awesomeness.

[Lisa]

I GOT TO SEE INGRID FOR MERE SECONDS!!! I really have to catch this episode!

[Anderson]

HBO movie about Fatty Arbuckle, directed by Barry Levinson and starring Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family. Sounds like awesomeness.

Glad to see it's finally happening.

[Ed Hocken]

Shit, I just posted a link over in the movie thread. I've been wanting to see this for a LONG LONG time.

And that is some damn fine casting.

[Abraham Smashington]

Can't wait for this show to be back on.

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[Martin]

Geez. I've never watched an episode of Bridezillas (I'll do it for Ingrid, though), but that clip has me wondering if Jen and I did something wrong when we got married. There was very, very little stress, no arguments, we found a terrific place for the reception, the church is literally across the street from our development, the bridal gown fitting went off without a hitch according to Jen... hell, only thing that went wrong was our limo broke down, but we got a replacement within 15 minutes.

What'd we do wrong?

Same here man. No stress at all.

[Martin]

Goddammit I just torrented Ingrid's show, Bridezillas.... I feel worse than downloading gay midget porn...

[Lola]

Ingrid,I've only seen the little snippet,but jeesh! Will have to catch the whole episode so that I may brood in your misery.

[Lola]

Goddammit I just torrented Ingrid's show, Bridezillas.... I feel worse than downloading gay midget porn...

Martin,were you able to watch whole episode? If so,send me the link,please

[Martin]

Pm sent.

Jesus Christ, Ingrid, even if your friend amped it out, I'd have used her as toilet paper for a week for being like that.

But she seems fine compared to that other Bridezilla. That one should have been shot to avoid polluting the human gene pool...

[Martin]

I'm currently watching Outrageous Kid Party on TLC. Never again will I say my wife is "over the top" with the kid's party. Holy crap.

These moms should have been sterilized.

[Lisa]

So last night was the season 2 premiere of the Top Chef spin-off "Top Chef Just Desserts". The elimination challenge was that the cheftestants have to split off into teams of three, and each team is assigned a fairy tale - Red Riding Hood, Jack & the Beanstalk, Goldilocks & the Three Bears, and Hansel & Gretel. Each team has to come up with 100 plated desserts, plus a huge dessert centerpiece that represents the fairy tale they've been given. Okay? Okay.

SO - in the 11 years I've been watching reality TV, I've never seen a more worthy elimination - I mean, someone who was just freaking asking for it. The girl who got sent home was from Team Hansel & Gretel - and she decided not to do a fancy gingerbread house! Yeah, that's right - she decided, since it was the scary witch's house, that it shouldn't be pretty. Oh... okay! So, you know, the part in the fairy tale about how the witch lived in this pretty, bright, colorful gingerbread house, covered with sweets and frosting, so that it would be attractive to lost, hungry children, just wasn't important. Her other two teammates, bless 'em, tried pointing out to her, "Uhh, you know, what lures the kids in the story? That the house is pretty and covered with candy and goodies. That's how she gets 'em." They told her this repeatedly, and the fucking idiot just steamrolled them and said, "No, no no, the witch is scary and mean, so let's make her house be plain and ugly like she is." I've never seen anyone deserve to go home more. If you're in a dessert/baking competition, and you're given a Hansel & Gretel theme, and you DON'T do a totally fancy gingerbread house, even after it's repeatedly pointed out to you by your teammates that you really should, then bye-bye, you giant dope.