The Commercial Thread

[FilmNerdJamie]

It's becoming impossible for me to enjoy some Skittles without having deep psychological scars.

What are you talking abou--



--Oh...

[Captain Russ]

I picture russ snorting dip-n-stix more so than eating them.

What are you implying?

[BillyG]

I must be high. This can't be right.

Kidz Bop 19 commercial during The Boondocks.

NO RELATION! /uncleruckus

[gravedigger]

Do mine booze goggles decieve me or did I just see Apollo shilling some kind of glue product on the television? Flying Raptors ain't paying the bills no more.

[Timothy225]

I saw Erin Gray do a commercial for some dog treats. I don't judge - bills need to be paid.

[BillyG]

Can't get to Youtube...but the HTC Sensation 4G commercial. Holy shit. It's on ALL THE TIME, and I want to slap the fuck out of the little girl at the end that is all singing with the voice of a 20 year old "when i get older I will be stronger!"

What? Please. You're a privileged upper-middle class Asian girl judging by that bedroom that will have all the opportunities in the world, you don't know about needing to be strong. You're SIX.

Maybe I look too deep into it...

[B_Metal]

You don't understand the plight of the average 6 year old upper-middle class Asian girls Billy. It's hard out there for a pimp.

[Timothy225]

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Behold, a young Kurt Russell in full-on Vin mode!

[gravedigger]

Did I just see everyone's favorite karaoke chemist, Gale Beddicker, shilling for Marie Callender's frozen dinners?

[Lisa]

God, it's so depressing every holiday season to see Maria Bamford doing those dumb Target commercials. I know a girl has to pay the rent, but she's so much better than that.

[gravedigger]

I am more unnerved seeing Badger shilling for...tight pants? cell phones? than I am seeing Ryan O'Reily telling me to buy insurance.

Actually, the new one where O'Reily is the malfunctioning GPS is pretty funny.

[Lisa]

Is he the guy who's always causing the car accidents who looks slightly beat up? I love the hell out of that guy! My favorite one is when he's the raccoon hiding in the attic, eating the fiberglass insulation.

[Captain Russ]

Dean Winters gotta eat.

[B_Metal]

I am more unnerved seeing Badger shilling for...tight pants? cell phones? than I am seeing Ryan O'Reily telling me to buy insurance.

Actually, the new one where O'Reily is the malfunctioning GPS is pretty funny.

Badger in the tight pants really put a damper on my day.

[BillyG]

I want to murder everyone in the new Apple ad with that best friend's house song.