NBC can suck it. No homo.

[nerdious dorkus]

Fucking old people.

*Cough*Howard*Cough*Nathan*Cough*Matt*Cough*

[Nathan]

Who?? Gabe Limo?

[nerdious dorkus]

What I don't get is if old people are his demo, and most old people go to sleep the same time as Nathan, HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY ABLE TO WATCH LENO?!

[Captain Russ]

The power of Paul Blartian jokes compels them.

[nerdious dorkus]

So...you're saying that Bryan could be one of his demographics?


Funny how I haven't seen Bryan chime in about all of this...

[Howard]

Fucking old people.

*Cough*Howard*Cough*Nathan*Cough*Matt*Cough*

Me? Never have been a Leno person. Letterman should have gotten The Tonight Show. That being said, I'm actually partial to Kimmel.

[Abraham Smashington]

I still enjoy Fallon, at least lately. He's really finding his shtick. Also, his Neil Young is fucking AWESOME.

[B_Metal]

Old people go to bed at 7:25pm but they lay in their craftmatic adjustable beds till like 12:15am.

[PHEDG]

Anyway, I really am considering this [an offer from a porn production company]. And, in fact, I've come up with some possible titles for my first porno. Yeah, and I'd like to try them out on you.

Crammin' OBrien
Coo-coo For Coco's Puffs
Two Hosts, One Slot
Conan's Mono Log
Chin Deep
Con The Impaler
The Splay Leno Show
Conan Gets The Shaft
Carson Daly's Last Ball
Laid Night with Jimmy's Phallus
Changing Time Sluts
In The Rear 3000
Conan The Bangbarian
Andy'll Try Him
NBC Lawyer Gang Bang: The Backend Deals
The Fistahood of the Traveing Time Sluts

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[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah. that was fucking great.

[Abraham Smashington]

From TMZ

Conan O'Brien Scores $32.5 Mil from NBC

Posted Jan 19th 2010 9:35AM by TMZ Staff

Conan O'Brien, The Tonight ShowConan O'Brien is losing "The Tonight Show" but he'll be getting a $32.5 million consolation prize courtesy of NBC ... sources tell TMZ.

In return, we've learned Conan has agreed to sit on the bench until September. Translation -- he can't host another show until the fall.

In addition to the $32.5 mil, we've learned NBC is also paying severance to Conan's "Tonight Show" employees. In all, we're told NBC's payout is around $40 million.

But Conan probably won't see close to the $32.5 mil. Under the deal, any money Conan makes during the remaining contract period with NBC will offset the network's obligation. So, if Fox were to make a deal with Conan and pay him $25 mil during the NBC contract period, Conan would only score $7.5 mil from NBC.

One well-placed NBC source told us something surprising -- looks like NBC may keep its intellectual property rights. So Conan can't take his creations -- such as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and the Masturbating Bear -- to his next gig.

We're told the Conan/NBC deal still isn't completely done, but it's very close.

[Ed Hocken]

Can't take Triumph or the masturbating bear with him?!

You sunavbitch!

[Fil]

Barely Used Late Night Talk Show for Sale.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yep. Posted that a few pages ago. But here's his new one.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...558679241.html

- Tall, slender redhead available for nighttime recreation.

- 6’4”, completely ripped, VERY Caucasian.

- Drapes match the carpet.

- Currently homeless, must meet at your place.

- Can go a whole hour (with scheduled breaks every 7-10 minutes).

- Fatties welcome.

- Not afraid to take two people at once, and then a musical guest.

- NOTE: If you want me to perform after midnight, it'll cost you!

[B_Metal]

Lulz @ fatties welcome.