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I'll have to bitchlslap all of those heretic that didn't go into BSG yet.
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I'm planning on ripping through BSG this year. A buddy of mine has 'em all on DVD or blu-ray, and he's been trying to push them on me for a couple of months now. Soon, I'll have the time to veg out and marathon 'em.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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One of the best shows ever made. No hyperbole."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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When you know it's fail and yet you STILL admit to it? Bitch slapping deserved.
I don't know where I am anymore. I mean, I thought this place was cool.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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...I'm real bad about watching TV...If I don't get into a show at the beginning I write it off. I hear great things about BSG, but I don't know anyone who has it in it's entirety that will loan it to me *cough*ari*cough*...Plus my Netflix queue is packed, see annoyance management thread...
But I am interested in watching it...Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Dude, 33, the episode right after the mini-series, is one of the best TV hour outside The Wire.Originally posted by BiG B View PostBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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...haven't seen the Wire yet either...Bought the box sets, never opened em and then traded them for some shit...I know, I know, you can shun me for the day. I understand.Originally posted by Martin View PostInstagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Holy shit.
This show is the even more retarded offspring of 300.
It is sickly, it should be thrown upon a pyre like the rest of the genetically inferior, yet upon the mere first episode, it has attained "so incredibly fucking laughably bad, it is good" status.
Poor visual effects, blood so excessively erupting from every wound that Kool-Aid was used as a substitute, full frontal female nudity with gratuitous lingering close-ups straight out of the Bikini Car Wash series, and the kind of dialogue best reserved for a Craig R. Baxley film make this something none should miss.
Watch this while inebriated, and thou shall laugh they genitals right the fuck off.
(Warning: I am hyperbolic when drinking. And I am very hyperbolic at the moment.)Last edited by Captain Russ; 01-24-2010, 01:00 AM.Me quick one want slowComment
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DO YOU SEE XENA NUDE IN THE FIRST EPISODE?"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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No. Though you see Spartacus give the high hard juan to the wifey and some governor's daughter get rammed by the same dude who was the elf guy who helped Viggo out at Helm's Deep.
And anonymous tits abound.Me quick one want slowComment
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Fuck it. It was great shitty shit television. They'll have to wait til the next episode...or I was still opening the new bottle of whiskey at that point.
FUCK.
*looks back at the only possible window for Lawless Lawlesses*
Nope.
Next episode it seems.
And apparently, it was made on the cheap by the very group of people known for such silly things, what with the Xena and teh Hercules: Sam Raimi and Rob Tappert.Last edited by Captain Russ; 01-24-2010, 01:11 AM.Me quick one want slowComment
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I DEMAND XENA NIPPLES!
*paging Jeff*"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Yeah.
Too bad John Hannah's there.
Totally ruined the mood she and I had going across the screen...Me quick one want slowComment
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I'll catch the Xena tits online. This was a horrible hour of my life.
I'll watch 300 and some porn instead of this.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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