2010 Winter Olympics

[Captain Russ]

Not a chance, unless someone brings up BMXXX.

[Ed Hocken]

Ah yes, the BMX game with titties. Titties!

[Martin]

Wait. Did I miss a BMX game with tits?

[Captain Russ]

Polygon tits.

[Martin]

They're still titties.

[Abraham Smashington]

And you got to collect tokens through out the levels and spend them on highly compressed videos of real strippers dancing.

[Ed Hocken]

Nudity in video games just doesn't really work. Just go back to porn, people.

[nerdious dorkus]

Nudity in video games just doesn't really work. Just go back to porn, people.

Psssh. Tell that to GTA.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah, that shit was hilarious.

[Ed Hocken]

But Hot Coffee was sex with the clothes on. That amounts to dry humpin.

[Captain Russ]

I was talking about the blatant digi-dick floppin' around in the DLC for number four.

LULZ met WTF and they had a baby called GTA IV.

[Captain Russ]

So yeah...olympics and snow and shit.

[V]

True... but being able to unlock and play as Danny Trejo in Def Jam: Fight For NY is still an epic achievement.

[Abraham Smashington]

True... but being able to unlock and play as Danny Trejo in Def Jam: Fight For NY is still an epic achievement.

I would have bought this fucking game if I knew that.

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[V]

The storyline is contrived, too hip-hop, and the like... but the fighting is intense, yet comical.

Plus legendary Black Flag frontman, author, comedian, actor, and talk-show host Henry Rollins as your trainer?

Fuck to the yes!

I still occasionally whip this out and play it on the old PS2.