Fucking Shenanagins

[Abraham Smashington]

I want Bob Ross to be in Full Metal Jacket.

[Ed Hocken]

As which guy?

[Abraham Smashington]

As the Drill SGT.

[Ed Hocken]

Shit, someone needs to make a parody video of that.

And he must have the Drill Sergeant hat above his afro.

[Abraham Smashington]

This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is me painting flowers for fun,

[Ed Hocken]

"You will give your paint brush a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get!"*

*Thank you, Combichrist.

[gravedigger]

This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is me painting flowers for fun,

Hahahhaa, I wish I could rep you.

[BudLeonard]

There was a pretty dope soundtrack for Reading Rainbow back in the day. It had folks like Ben Vereen (from All That Jazz, the greatest movie ever made) and stuff on it. I wish I could find a copy of it.

[Abraham Smashington]

You ready to get a taste of my mind?

I only know Ben Vereen from Zoobalii Zoo. At least I believe that was him. (spelling is probably wrong, but I'm drunk so fuck it)

[BudLeonard]

Ben Vereen is great, although I only know him as a hoofer in things like Pippin (which I hate) and All That Jazz.

[Abraham Smashington]

I have added All That Jazz to my que. But tomorrow shall be the first time I watch The Blues Brothers in all it's glory.

[BudLeonard]

It's a musical. I forget if you like those. But it's not a traditional musical. And it is amazing. L.A. Confidential has been my favorite movie of all time for about 10 years now. All That Jazz (and The Searchers) are the only films I've seen, or re-evaluated, since I got serious about movies, that come close.

[Ed Hocken]

It's one helluva of a musical and Roy Scheider is fucking aces in it. And the last scene, goddamn what a way to go.

[gravedigger]

Hell yes, Zoobilee Zoo. Magic and wonder are waiting for you, fuckers.

[BudLeonard]

Hhahaha, wow. Talk about an acid flashback. I have not thought of that show in DECADES, and now I have instant recollection of it.