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**Shit Dickface** · 08-25-2009, 10:33 PM

All the criminals escape while Fat Seagal plays a cover of Little Wing on his acoustic.

**Nathan** · 08-26-2009, 08:03 AM

Get the fuck out.

**Abraham Smashington** · 08-26-2009, 08:09 AM

Now there's a buddy cop movie I'd like to see.

Panda and the Fatass

**Nathan** · 08-26-2009, 08:23 AM

I can't believe this. Someone dosed me with the Jacob's Ladder acid.

**Ed Hocken** · 08-26-2009, 09:19 AM

Might as well call this show "The New Jake and the fatman". You can guess which is which.

**Abraham Smashington** · 08-26-2009, 09:22 AM

I will watch the fuck out of this show. Just saying.

**Howard** · 08-26-2009, 09:24 AM

Hmmm. I thought the Mafia had killed him already.

**Nathan** · 08-26-2009, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by EdHocken View Post

Might as well call this show "The New Jake and the fatman". You can guess which is which.

Looks like the fatman ate Jake

**Ed Hocken** · 08-26-2009, 09:28 AM

I still can't believe someone cosplayed as Seagal when I went to the midnight screening of Hard to Kill. It was great.

**Abraham Smashington** · 08-26-2009, 09:34 AM

My brother has been doing that for years.

**Nathan** · 08-26-2009, 09:38 AM

Hey-o

**Ed Hocken** · 08-26-2009, 10:12 AM

Your brother squints and wears a lot of tourqoise jewelry?

**Howard** · 08-26-2009, 10:19 AM

Don't forget the following: fat and can't act.

**Abraham Smashington** · 08-26-2009, 10:19 AM

My brother is fucking huge, wears boots, sports a long black ponytail and wears a leather trenchcoat. He would kick your ass. haha.

STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN