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  • #31
    I hope he uses Aikido on the show

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    • #32
      "TASER! TASER! EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!"

      Good job at establishing command presence, Pigboy.
      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

      ~      *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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      • #33
        WTF???
        We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
        - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #34
          My hero. Very suave.
          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Howard View Post
            WTF???
            Yeah, heard about this on my morning commute. The big question: will he be ABOVE THE LAW?
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • #36
              His personal life will be Under Seige for the next few weeks.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #37
                Couldn't he have found a different manner to quell his FIRE DOWN BELOW?
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #38
                  We all know the sexual urges are HARD TO KILL.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #39
                    They'd better put this gal in protective custody. I'm pretty sure that she's been MARKED FOR DEATH by Seagal and his cronies.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • #40

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                      • #41
                        There is a small chance this will all be settled out of court. But just a glimmer, man.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Fej View Post
                          There is a small chance this will all be settled out of court. But just a glimmer, man.

                          Nice.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #43
                            Steven had better get going with the damage control. Stories like this are HARD TO KILL.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • #44

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                              • #45
                                Charges could be dropped. It'd take an EXECUTIVE DECISION, but it could happen.

                                I hope he didn't leave any EXIT WOUNDS, or he could get PISTOL WHIPPED.

                                .... and, I'll stop now.

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