Project Runway

[Lesley]

Our cat:


He's a shed machine. We brush the hell out of him, but we've still got fur all over the place. If you have serious cat issues, you're NOT going to want to crash here.

Holy crap. He looks huge!

[Abraham Smashington]

Shakopee is the fertile crescent of duh herbs.

THAT.

[Matt]

Holy crap. He looks huge!

He's not that bad, actually. Most of what you see there is fur. He's around 12 lbs, I think.

He's also the world's friendliest cat. He purrs for everyone, including the vet. I kid you not, even people that don't like cats like ours.

[Captain Russ]

Our cat:


He's a shed machine. We brush the hell out of him, but we've still got fur all over the place. If you have serious cat issues, you're NOT going to want to crash here.

That little fella looks like he has serious problems with getting up (must be the 10 lb. fur armor). Help him up, he seems too awesome to just flop around like that on the floor.

[Matt]

He was tripping on catnip when I took that picture. Believe me, he can move just fine. I shit you not, he leaves a vapor trail of black fur behind him when he runs.

[Captain Russ]

Ah, the C-nip. Understood. Movin' along now.

[Lesley]

Here is Ms. Chanandler Bong when we first got him. Look at how cute and tiny he was. He is still cute, but now he getting fat. I call him Apple Bottom Jeans.

[Abraham Smashington]

I just call him Fat Sack.

[Ed Hocken]

How does a pet get fat exactly? You controll how much it eats.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh we are pretty good at only feeding them once a day, but Chanandler muscles his way into Boomer's food. And if we try to separate them, they won't eat.

[Ed Hocken]

Hmm, I see. I only had a pet rabbit for a while. Never really had that issue.

[Abraham Smashington]

Tell me you ate it?

[Ed Hocken]

No, I didn't. And no, the rabbit's name wasn't George. He was a school pet my sisters brought over. My dad didn't like how it was living in its cage so he fenced off the back yard for it to roam free. I would change its water and food every day, with occasional brushings. Damn *sniff*, it's getting me misty eyed already.

[Abraham Smashington]

I had a friend who had a bunch of rabbits and would eat them every few months. Good stuff.

[Matt]

We don't monitor how much our cat eats, really. We just fill up his bowl with Science Diet every 3 days and let him go nuts. He did get fat (16 lbs or so) a couple of years ago, so we switched out his food for a lighter version. He's now a svelte 12-13 lbs.

Rabbits are good eating, by the way. Black Forest cooks em up GOOOOOOOOOOOD.