Gene Simmons Family Jewels on A&E

[Nathan]

Rich & famous + LA = barely human. For the most part.

[Ed Hocken]

So what is the result if you're not rich & famous and you're in LA then?

[Nathan]

You're fucked.

[B_Metal]

I'd like to say something about those of you who enjoy this show, but I can't as it would be hypocritical to judge when I enjoy the modern masterpiece that is "Run's House."

I know, shameful.

[Ed Hocken]

You're fucked.

Now wait a minute. Sure I'm paying thrice the rent you are. But let's think about this Ohio or LA? I rest my case.

[Howard]

I'd like to say something about those of you who enjoy this show, but I can't as it would be hypocritical to judge when I enjoy the modern masterpiece that is "Run's House."

I know, shameful.

Just realized I was in glass house. Guess I can't throw this rock, huh?

[Nathan]

Now wait a minute. Sure I'm paying thrice the rent you are. But let's think about this Ohio or LA? I rest my case.

Ohio every time. I rest my case. I've been out to LA twice. Don't care to ever return.

[Ed Hocken]

Even Springfield? And btw you need to tell me just what in the hell is wrong with that place.

And when were ya here? I'm curious.

[Nathan]

Springfield isn't in Ohio. It's in Mordor. I was in LA in 90', I think, and '98.