Toddlers and Tiaras

[gravedigger]

Maybe Al Qaeda wasn't so wrong.

Why is it all the parents are fat bitches and gay dudes?

[Shit Dickface]

I don't know, but a part of my soul dies every time I see ads for this. I've never wished for the Apocalypse so hard before in my life.

[Anderson]

The little girl screaming at the puppet in one of the first episodes is forever burned in my brain. John Waters or Todd Solondz couldn't make something so fucked up if they tried.

[Shit Dickface]

The little girl screaming at the puppet in one of the first episodes is forever burned in my brain. John Waters or Todd Solondz couldn't make something so fucked up if they tried.

"GIT BACK IN YOUR HIDEY-HOLE!"

[Lisa]

Watching a mini-marathon right now. Everytime I see this train wreck, it makes me so glad I decided to put my uterus out of business in 1979, I can't even tell you!

[V]

Vasectomy... the answer to life's 'little' problems.

[Lisa]

This is what I'm saying. Spay and neuter your loved ones, folks.

[V]

Well... that is a good point, but I did have a lot of fun in my youth showing off my scars.

[gravedigger]

I'm pretty sure this show is the reason the Taliban shot down that helicopter last week.

[BillyG]

Pretty sure this show SHOULD be a sting operation for CPS but no that would make too much sense.

[Abraham Smashington]

God I love this show.

[Lisa]

God I love this show.

You know, actually, I will say this - last night they showed a re-run of one of the only heart-warming kids AND mothers this show has ever had. It was one of the few pageant boys, and his name is Brock. Basically, this kid is a flamingly gay 7 year old. He calls himself a diva, he has gone as Dorothy for Halloween three years in a row, he does "snaps up in a circle" when he's happy about something, his favorite shirt is a red sequined tank top "because it looks like Dorothy's shoes", and his two favorite toys are two American Girl dolls. He's sweet, he's fun, he's actually talented - this kid is, in short, AWESOME.

His mom? Amazing. For a pageant mom? A-MA-ZING! Sweet, supportive, kind, loves her kid to bits, wouldn't change a single thing about him, accepts everything about him, encourages him, and says, "The minute he wants to quit, he can quit. If he wants to keep doing it, we do it. Whatever he wants to do." Doesn't scream at him, doesn't talk down to him, doesn't brow-beat him; everything he does is awesome in her eyes. And with good reason - this kid rocks. Every single child on this planet should have that kind of relationship with their parents. The father wasn't on the show, but they're together, and she told the cameras that both she and her husband are both very supportive of Brock.