OLOLOLOL The Bachelorette

[gravedigger]

So my wife is watching this right now. I guess it's near the end because there are only a few guys left and they're all spending the night with the girl. The third schmo totally couldn't get his soldier to salute. She walks out of the bathroom wearing pretty much nothing and they're all rubbing on each other with baby oil and he could get the mojo working. She tried to play it off as they were tired and under pressure but, man, what a kick in the junk.

Best part- they taped video messages before the elimination thing and at the end the guy says "I want to propose to you. I love you." and she's totally going to dump him!

I shouldn't enjoy this guy's humiliation so much.

[gravedigger]

Oh snaps, she didn't dump him! Peepee La Fritz lives to fight another day!

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. Redonkulous.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

How the fuck am I tagged here? I call improper use of tags.

[nerdious dorkus]

How the fuck am I tagged here? I call improper use of tags.

ORLY?

[gravedigger]

Holy shit! Pee Pee LaFritz won!