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  • #1

    Whale Wars on Animal Planet

    A bunch of clueless hippies on a boat in the Antarctic trying to stop a Japanese whaling fleet. This show is completely insane. I fully expect everyone to die by the end of the season. There's one smart girl on the show, who was in the Navy, and it appears no one listens to her.

    Currently, they got in a bad storm and the stupid captain said, "hey, lets get closer to that huge iceberg and wait out the storm!" The navy girl thought this was a bad idea. What happens? The crazy winds blow all the smaller ice chunks around the boat and now it's trapped. Oh yeah, and the boat is not rated to be around ice AT ALL. The cameraman in the belly of the ship said "fuck this, see you guys later" and bailed because you can see the hull move at leave five INCHES every time they hit an ice chunk. There's two poor bastard newbies who have been told they need to stay down there and plug any leaks that might pop up. Fucking redonkulous.
    Tags: whalejapshippiesohmy
  • #2
    I always end up missing this. I keep hearing hilarious things about it though.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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    • #3
      I want to watch this show but that damn theme song turns me off everytime. *shudder* "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins
      We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
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      • #4
        That's the theme song?! HAHAHA. William Corgan needs to go away.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Hurts my soul everytime I hear it (the song). Unfortunately my sig other loves SP. It's taken everything in my power to keep him unaware of this show (so that I can keep my eardrums unsullied).
          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #6
            Haha. I miss Gish.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              gotta watch this show...season 1 was pretty cool. The fucking captain is supreme asshat. There was already a thread for this somewhere...
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              • #8
                I've watched this season. Really, not much happens per episode. They make a big deal outta stuff, but it's all fancy editing and shit. They've only attacked one Japanese boat so far this season.
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                • #9
                  Aren't they only one show in so far?
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                  • #10
                    No clam hat, it's been around 5 episodes.
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                    • #11
                      FUCK MY DVR!!!!. I only have one episode recorded...THOSE SUMSABITCHES.
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                      • #12
                        These fucking dopes. Seriously. There must be zero training that happens before the captain lets these morons on the boat.

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                        • #13
                          Cant wait to see the damn whale wars boat sink and the little raft boats go head on to a harpoon boat because they where knocked down by the IRad
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                          • #14
                            Japan is royally fucked now:

                            http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?se...rap&id=7205194
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                            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                            • #15
                              Bob Barker will personally kill any Japanese person who kills whale.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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