READING RAINBOW

[gravedigger]

Back in the day, the ma would only let us watch PBS, so this, Sesame Street and Carmen Sandiego were inprinted in my brain in early childhood.

Rockapella, bitches!

Where in the world is!




CARMEN SANDIEGO!

[Abraham Smashington]

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW YOU SONOFABITCH. NOW THAT GODDAMN SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD.

[gravedigger]

Everybody now!

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[Ed Hocken]

HIT IT, ROCKAPELLA!

[PHEDG]

HIT IT, ROCKAPELLA!

Fixed.

Also: "sticky-fingered filcher" doesn't' sound good.

[Ed Hocken]

Replace that "i" with an "e" and it gets gross real fast.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. Yes, yes it does.

[Ed Hocken]

Oh yeah.