Oprah

[Ed Hocken]

It's just a strange town: Won't allow Hustler, has their own phone company and horrifying poverty.

Plus a marathon that includes a flying pig. I should know, I cut a check for it.

[Abraham Smashington]

http://flyingpig.ytmnd.com/

[Nathan]

Why the hell did you do that?

[Anderson]

We just have flying horses.

[gravedigger]

Oprah needs to go away. Every time she does the stupid fucking "go a week without modern electronic devices" I get a stupid fucking lecture from my wife about how I play video games and use the interwebs too much.

Fuck Oprah.

[Abraham Smashington]

HAha.

[gravedigger]

Fucker.

[Anderson]

Oprah is Stedman.

Don't ask me how I know.

[Ari]

How do you know?