What do you plan on watching tonight?

[Ed Hocken]

It took a thousand years but it was time for a conquered country to return the favor on Viking land.

[Matt]

Canada's got a killer team this year. Gold is practically their's to lose

[Martin]

Canada vs. Russia

That I imagine would be a helluva of a hockey match.

I hope so. Look, it's a one game tournament, so anyone can win, really, but on paper, it's Canada vs Russia. And what a match it would be indeed. Probably the sport even of the decade.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's too bad that Russia doesn't have a bear for goalie. I'd watch the hell outta that.

[Ed Hocken]

They don't have a bear, but they do have the reanimated corpse of Boris Yeltsin whose blood was replaced entirely by Stoli.

[Martin]

At least it ain't Omega Red.

[Anderson]

America's still winning The Olympics, right?

[Matt]

yeah, we're waaaay ahead on the overall medal count.

[Anderson]

Well, that's all that matters.

[Martin]

That's because you guys pump more money into your Olympic program than it is decent. Still in the Cold War mindset.

So guys have all the medals, we'll have our fabulous and free healthcare system.

And our All-dressed chips.

[Ed Hocken]

That's it! Annexation of "America North" begins now!

[Matt]

That's it...I'm declaring WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Martin]

At least we'll stitch our wounds FREE.

[Abraham Smashington]

hahaha.

[Anderson]

At least we'll stitch our wounds FREE.

Yeah, well at least we don't have sutures of SOCIALISM!