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    Jesus fucking Christ, Spencer Pratt is the biggest douche in the history of douches. Seriously. He makes Douchebag Rob look like the Pope-ah. Fuck this guy. I hope he dies by a brutal anal raping via concrete dildo.

  • #2
    wow... the hills, ehh?
    The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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    • #3
      Grave, why are you watching The Hills?


      Hahahaha. And yes, I wish AIDS on Spencer and Heidi. And not just normal AIDS, but HOBO AIDS.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        It's the season finale, fuckers! Why wouldn't you watch it?

        My wife started watching it and I got hooked. I want to make special time with Whitney and Lauren. And I want to stab Spencer in the face with a cocktail fork until he dies.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
          It's the season finale, fuckers! Why wouldn't you watch it?
          Because I'm not a 15 year old girl? Because nothing makes that show worth watching? There are sooo many reasons...haha
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #6
            Wow, The Hills? That shit is so fake..... fuck them all to hell!
            "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

            "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

            Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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            • #7
              The only Hills I like are Monica Belluci's in Brotherhood of the Wolf.
              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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              • #8
                So...when are one of those wildfires going to go the fuck ahead and consume every last person that is a part of this shitshow?

                "That is why there's no God, Timmy. The cast of The Hills lives."
                Me quick one want slow

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                • #9
                  I successfully got two more girl to not watch that window licker show last night! I'm so proud of my girlfriend and are roommate. And I would like to see Spencer trip into a wood chipper.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Phat Dizaztr View Post
                    I successfully got two more girl to not watch that window licker show last night! I'm so proud of my girlfriend and are roommate. And I would like to see Spencer trip into a wood chipper.
                    this post is full of fails.
                    The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                      this post is full of fails.
                      What do you mean? I know you don't like this show! Please tell me you have never watched it! Your poor virgin eyes!

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                      • #12
                        Oh man. You asked for it.
                        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                        • #13
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            Commander Viet of the S.S. "Your diction gives me the red-ass" is probably commenting on the lack of proper grammar usage.

                            Also: Joker don't eat no poppycorn!
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • #15
                              awe, vIET do's my uwfal gramer hurt u?

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