Bad TV Appreciation Thread

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Re: Bad TV Appreciation Thread

Seriously, either I smoked way too much weed in highschool or I played outside too much, but half of the shit you come up with is fucking random.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh Lark.

True story: for years I thought she was the black sister of Jason Vorhees.

Then you watched Jason goes to Hell and your dreams blew the fuck up.

I felt awake for the first time after that.

I was like life was a lie. A big, fat, moist lie.

Although I wouldn't mind putting my wiggly demon inside Lark, if you know what I mean!

If by wiggly demon you mean your penis, then I do believe I get the cut of your jib good sir!

If by penis you mean my kosher wozzle hog, then you would be correct, my good man!

Haha, trolling the bot list and this thread popped up and that little derail made me laugh.

[Howard]

I don't know if it qualifies as bad TV but it's definitely a guilty pleasure. Anyone ever watch TruTV (used to be Court TV)? It's the channel where they show cop shows all the time and those World's Most Dangerous *insert flavor of the week here* shows. Man, I can get hooked into a 3 hour marathon no problem. It's amazing how dumb people are when it comes to cops. Hello. First place a cop is going to check is your shoes. Don't stash anything there retard.

[Ari]

I've gotta use "kosher wozzle hog" more.

And I agree with the TruTV statement. I can easily get hooked on that shit.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I constantly watch TLC with my wife...my guilty pleasure, watching Stacy London on "What not to Wear"...

[Lesley]

I've heard that she is a total bitch. She and the other guy on the show can't stand each other.

[nerdious dorkus]

I enjoy watching Heroes. Nothing quite like a weekly scheduled train wreck.

[Abraham Smashington]

I watch Food Network....NON STOP. The only time I willingly change the channel is when Food Network Challenge, Sandra Lee, Unwrapped, or Emeril is on. It's a goddamn sickness.

[Lesley]

The only time I willingly change the channel is when...Sandra Lee.... is on. It's a goddamn sickness.

It's time for a cocktail!!

[Ed Hocken]

Jim Gaffigan said watching the Food Network while hungry is akin to watching porn.

[Abraham Smashington]

Or stoned. He is totally right.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Sandra Lee is whick whick whack....Food Network Challenge is usually cool...and Lesley is right Stacy is a bit of a bitch but that makes it interesting.

[B_Metal]

I watch Food Network....NON STOP. The only time I willingly change the channel is when Food Network Challenge, Sandra Lee, Unwrapped, or Emeril is on. It's a goddamn sickness.

Is it sad that I take huge amounts of joy from Bobby Flay having his ass handed to him every single "throw down?" Sooo funny. Every episode should end with the other person winning then a close up on Bobby with a "WAAH WAAH WAAAAAAAH" track on it.

[Captain Russ]

Ok guys, does anyone remember this autrocity?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRLYJHUeoFE

Why did this ever exist? And why did I love it so much as a kid?

You were a big Brandon Call fan.

[Matt]

I've heard that she is a total bitch. She and the other guy on the show can't stand each other.

Interesting to hear. I must say that they fake it well.

My wife LIVES AND BREATHES for this fucking show and 'Clean House'. She's constantly turning these fucking things on and screaming for me to COME QUICK because I have to see something.