Ari, I will pay for the fireworks...I want you to be ROBOJEW

[Abraham Smashington]

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=31426


Jesus christ....only person in the world to have them, and it's because he's a dumbass... Reschlonkulous.

[ScooterLaBeef]

And then you can walk up and rip some mans testicals off!

[Ari]

Dude, lets do this shit. I want to have my arms and legs blown off, and hell, lets blow off my penis as well.

For new arms, I want everything Bionic Commando has, plus all the cool arms Mega Man gets after he kills his enemies.

For my new legs, I want to be able to runs upwards of 150 mph, and I have to be able to jump at least 3 stories, and have limited rocket boosters, for hovering. Both legs should also be able to store weapons, Robocop style.

And my new penis will be EPIC! I can make it whatever size I want it to be, increasing length and thickness down to the centimeter. But that's not whats cool about it. Think Tom Savani in From Dusk till Dawn, with his penis 6-shooter, excpet mine would shoot lasers, missles, napalm, acid, liquid nitrogen.

Imagine the Chris Hansen moments I could bust out on pedophiles with a cyber schlong like that!

[Abraham Smashington]

Epic. Seriously epic.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

It must suck to try and polish one off...your hands would make it feel like you have a perma-condom.

[Sarah]

And my new penis will be EPIC! I can make it whatever size I want it to be, increasing length and thickness down to the centimeter. But that's not whats cool about it. Think Tom Savani in From Dusk till Dawn, with his penis 6-shooter, excpet mine would shoot lasers, missles, napalm, acid, liquid nitrogen.

UMM.....OUCH....

[Abraham Smashington]

I still will pay for the fireworks.

[Ari]

I still want a cyber-cock.

[Ed Hocken]

Ooh, can I be the hot shit FBI guy hot on the trail of Robo-Jew? A man who tries to work within the system. Kind of like Jim Gordon.

My greeting would always be "Heyyyy, Robo-Jew".