Blackberry

[nerdious dorkus]

yah but your opinion is as horrible as your grammar.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

They're both pretty sick...i'm hard on phones so I prefer the durability of the blackberry..plus my fingers aren't dainty enough for the touch screen key board of the iphone.

[nerdious dorkus]

and the iphone has amazing applications.

[Nathan]

So does a pocket pussy, but you don't see me running out and buying one.

[nerdious dorkus]

you're right, we don't see you... but that doesn't mean you don't have one already.

[Nathan]

Shhhhhhh. I upgraded to a Real Doll years ago.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Fuck the pocket pussy, pun not intended...Pick up the magic sleeve or a fleshlight.

[nerdious dorkus]

that's one hell of an upgrade.

[Nathan]

Those things are kinda creepy. And think of the cleanup. Ick.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

The real doll or the fleshlight? The fleshlight is simple clean up...uh, uh...so I've heard...

[Nathan]

No. The dolls. They kinda seem like something serial killers would love to have.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Aim for the face...I'm sure there's gotta be a system to flush out any Nathan Jrs...it didn't come with an owner's manual?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

This might shed some light on the subject...

[Nathan]

It was in esperanto.

[nerdious dorkus]