Twitter bitches...twitter...

[Anderson]

I really, really hate Twitter. Why did I restart this shit?

[Captain Russ]

To follow Goofus and Gallant, of course.

[V]

Men don't tweet. Birds tweet. And men are not birds. Unless you count that amberlamps-chasing lawyer in Atlanta who dresses like one. Harvey something-something...

[Howard]

I log into my account very rarely. I think I last tweeted something back in 09.

[Ed Hocken]

You can at least write statements in Facebook. How in the fuck do encapsulate every thought you've got into 140 characters or less?

Plus, the way one responds to statements is dumb.

[BillyG]

I was going to sign up then I realized I only talk to you fuckers anyways. My life is lonely.

[gravedigger]

@jakescherzer "Hey, are you Wolverine?" - Kid in front of Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf

YES, BUB.

[PHEDG]

@thephedgery

[BillyG]

@TosshiTX

Finally signed up just to follow people. Maybe if I get an interesting life one day I will begin using it.

[BillyG]

Twitter is a horrible affliction. Using it so much more than I ever expected.

[Captain Russ]

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh Sasha.

[BillyG]

I realized I'm mellowing in my old age because the other day I came across a video of 17 dudes railing Sasha and I didn't want to wank one out to that.

[Captain Russ]

too many dicks on the dance floor

[Captain Russ]