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[nerdious dorkus]

*DOOK DOOK DOOK*

[B_Metal]

Dook?

[V]

Dook Dook Dook!

[Captain Russ]

We're all moving away from the most important thing: the NBA is over.

[B_Metal]

Football cometh!! Real men rejoice everywhere.

[gravedigger]

Ugh, football meatheads are even worse than basketball nerds.

[B_Metal]

Ugh, football meatheads are even worse than basketball nerds.

Says the pansy boy. Seriously Grave did Don Shula molest you as a child or something?

J/K I'm not so much a "meat head" as I am a guy who likes to watch football. But if Favre doesn't come back this year I'm probably not going to be that into it. Yep I said it, I <3 Brett Favre. Sue me.

[gravedigger]

Haha, no molestation (I was a big Dolphins fan in grade school). Just not much of a sports guy. I like going to a baseball game every once in a while but that's about it. I really loathe how insane some people get with their sports devotion. But that's probably residual high school band nerd stuff.

[B_Metal]

Yeah I get you but I'm not a "paint letters on me" kind of fan. I just watch games on my tv. :-)

[Howard]

J/K I'm not so much a "meat head" as I am a guy who likes to watch football. But if Favre doesn't come back this year I'm probably not going to be that into it. Yep I said it, I <3 Brett Favre. Sue me.

So in other words, George Clooney is getting cheated on.

[B_Metal]

Nah, I mean I'd hold Brett's hand while walking on the beach at sunset but it's not sexual with him. Me and Clooney be fuckin' though.

[Shit Dickface]

Okay, bumping for my second, more "professional" account.

[BillyG]

Meaning this is the Twitter account you sell your body with since CL closed up shop?

[Shit Dickface]

yeah it's my Cleo account

[BillyG]

How much man, I got my OT check.