HEY GUISE! TIME TO PUT FEJNET ONLINE TO STOP THIS!

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck...

Dr Mark Gasson from the University of Reading infected a computer chip which was then implanted in his hand with the virus and then transmitted it to a PC to prove that malware can move between human and computer

Speaking to the BBC, Gasson said someone with an infected chip implant could potentially infect someone else, while a person with two devices under the skin could run the risk of viruses passing between the two chips.

[Nathan]

No chip for me. Noooooooooo sir.

[Ed Hocken]

Oh christ, Johnny Nemonic is now coming true? And still no cyber hands? Fuck

[Chris Miller]

SOMEONE FUCKING CALL HENRY ROLLINS.

[Ed Hocken]

Grave, you e-mailed him. E-MAIL HIM AGAIN!