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[V]

Draw him like Liefeld with really, really tiny feet!

[Lisa]

Well... you have a propensity towards violence. Always a plus.

You have an intimidating build... another mark in your favor.

Let me make some phone calls. Give me 36 hours, and I'll have your answer.

(*Quickly packs a lunch for Jake, lint brushes off his good suit, updates his resume to add "Willing to maim with bare hands", "Can benchpress enemies", "Will not require a bulletproof vest, thereby saving the company countless dollars", and runs off 12 copies on nice paper*). Okay, here's exact change for the bus, be nice to V's co-workers, call Rob and Lesley when you get out of the interview, and I've put a pre-addressed and stamped "Thank You" card in your briefcase.

[V]

and runs off 12 copies on nice paper

4 on canary
4 on saffron
and 4 on goldenrod...

Ok! 12 on yellow!

[B_Metal]

We ever figure out how this guy won two tourneys?

[Lisa]

I'm wondering how the hell this guy even got on the board!

[V]

I'm wondering how the hell he's still alive...

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm wondering how the hell this guy even got on the board!

We had a rash of spammers last night. It happens in waves. But Jake's response made me laugh so I decided to keep the thread.