Don't like negative links, have this company remove them!

[Abraham Smashington]

http://consumerist.com/364563/compla...luding-lolcats

The immediate goal of our service is to stop defamation by positioning links on the Search Engines and by appeals to law to remove negative information. We send cease and desist letters and if necessary, file legal actions against the perpetrators and Internet service providers contributing to the unjust defamation of our members.

This is too fucked up.

[Rowhair]

Re: Don't like negative links, have this company remove them!

The funniest thing is this:

Hello, My name is Taylor. Is there something I can help you with today?
CLIENT: Hi Taylor.
Taylor: Hello. How may i help you?
CLIENT: I wanted to know how effective your service is.
Taylor: it's very effective
Taylor: do you need our services?
CLIENT: I mean, when I Google your service all I get besides this site is negative links.
CLIENT: So it doesn't seem you are very effective in working for yourselves.
Taylor: what did you search in google?
CLIENT: complaintremover
Taylor: the exact keywords
[long pause]
CLIENT: Hm.
[much longer pause]
CLIENT: I guess that's that then.
CLIENT: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!1
Taylor: Yep.


HAAHAH!