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  • #1

    RePet?

    http://dvice.com/archives/2009/01/worlds_first_co.php

    The Ottos bid and won an auction to receive a genetic duplicate of their beloved Labrador named Sir Lancelot, who died in January of 2008. They stored the donor dog's DNA, and from that, his identical twin, created by BioArts International
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  • #2
    I better not come home to find myself enjoying my birthday party.
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    • #3
      Or watching yourself getting laid. That would be creepy. Actually, I'd probably jump in and high five myself.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        You would.
        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rob View Post
          Or watching yourself getting laid. That would be creepy. Actually, I'd probably jump in and rape myself.
          Well, that there's been fixed, I do say.
          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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          • #6
            Indeed.
            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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            • #7
              It's not gay if your balls touch your clone's balls.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rob View Post
                It's not gay if your balls touch your clone's balls.
                QFT
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                • #9
                  Haha. Sometimes I love seeing what the random bots are trolling at the moment.

                  Still creepy, still kinda topical (would it be gay if your balls touched your clone's balls?)

                  Would you clone your pet? Shit creeps me out.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Rob View Post
                    Would you clone your pet? Shit creeps me out.
                    I know it's not logical but I picture Pet Cemetary when it comes to cloned pets. Not right at all and SCARY!
                    We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                    - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #11
                      Exactly. Like they may kinda look like your pet, but are actually a tool of THE DEVIL.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #12
                        I'd do it if it were something nonthreatening, like a fish or a turtle.

                        But a dog or cat, I'd have to say no. Why? They are not the same pet as you had had before, as they literally will have to relearn everything and don't retain any past knowledge. It's back to square one for you and your newly cloned pet.

                        You're better off just getting a new one. Cheaper and easier to shake that emotional tie to the animal that has died and seemingly been resurrected by modern science.

                        But in the case of the fish or turtle, I'd take a Satanfish or a Satanturtle.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #13
                          Better trademark those terms quick Russ. I sense future marketing opportunity!
                          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #14
                            I'd buy a SATANTURTLE. NOW WITH MORE MOUTH VAGINA!
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              I think you've just shown me you're not ready for a pet.

                              We'll go get that ant farm now.
                              Me quick one want slow

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