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  • I am dead serious about going in on one of those Avatar fleshlights for Rob with everyone, but he MUST fuck it on the air. And possibly Redtube.

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    • More like Rockettube, am I right fellas?
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • I'd like to think not many things bother me, but I honestly don't think I could fuck it on air. I'd be all self-conscious about my grunts that it would be like 5 mins of silence and then "IT FEELS SO GOOD I CAN'T STOP CUMMING"
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • So get some viagra and go to town mang.

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          • I'd like to think a slide-whistle sound effect would be appropriate.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • There should be a velvety, twitching tail attached above the orifice for more realism.

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              • FUCKING WANT IT.

                <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d2tpSCVVujc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d2tpSCVVujc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

                IT's like something outta a Cronenberg flick.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • Whew...

                  For a minute there, I thought you were posting another Fleshlight pic.

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                  • The fuck?
                    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                    • Damn this is a great t-shirt

                      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                      • From where?

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                        • looks like woot.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • Goddamit sold out.

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                            • Originally posted by Corey Feldman View Post
                              looks like woot.
                              Cor-rect
                              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                              • http://jalopnik.com/5668745/how-a-swat-team-hangs-out



                                Mobile sniper's perch with room for a SWAT team? Yes please.

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