I want this.

[Ed Hocken]

Ehhhh,

I'm more of a GCPD man myself.

[V]

"Evacuate now? In our moment of triumph? I fear you overestimate their chances!"

[gravedigger]

For the wanna-be Master Chiefs among us...

This is available at Target right now for $12. Look in the video game section.

[V]

Tactical, indeed...

[Ed Hocken]

Tac Bac? You gonna have some Hard Tack with that Tac Bac?

[V]

Hey! Ain't nothing wrong with hardtack... or ship's biscuit!

[Ed Hocken]

I didn't say anything was wrong with Hard Tack or Tac Bac or Fat Back for that matter. And that's the fact, Jack.

[V]

Oooo... fat back.

[Lisa]

There's nothing wrong with bacon that you can bring with you anywhere.

[Ed Hocken]

That's true, it's how we brought the confederacy to its knees.

[V]

For Rerb and his Legos...

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Vin, I want to get some night sights for my Glock, tritium or some shit, what's your rec?

[V]

Truglo... accept no substitute.

I also have one of their 'Switchback' watches. I don't know what they do with their tritium, but I'm convinced it glows brighter than their competitors.

[PHEDG]

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[Abraham Smashington]

Saw that earlier today. Kid is crazy.