I want this.

[Ed Hocken]

On second thought he wouldn't. There's no way people would be fooled. What with his lack of deep v-neck, omnipresent Boddington's and well metered tone.

[PHEDG]

Looks like what Primus wore in the "Wynona's got A Big Brown Beaver" video.
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[V]

I came...

and came...

and came yet again.

I cannot stop.

I am compelled to ejaculate.

http://ablogtoread.com/charmex/cx-sw...al-watch-ever/

[Nathan]

There are some cool watches in the current issue of Playboy. Even one WWII British Military issued dealio.

Uh, no offense, but what good does a watch that can survive at 20,000 feet do? Kinda like a water-proof cell phone, no?

[Abraham Smashington]

IT LOOKS COOL

[Nathan]

That it does. And stop shouting! I'M NOT DEAF!

[Abraham Smashington]

GOING CRAZY AT WORK

[Nathan]

Aren't you almost done?

[V]

You would be crushed at that depth before that watch would! It is an engineering MARVEL! It could feasibly be used as a weapon!

[Nathan]

A multi-tasker!

[V]

Fuck yes! It survived a point-blank discharge from a 12 gauge shotgun with NO damage. Not even a fucking scratch!

I'm selling some guns to buy this bitch.

[Ed Hocken]

HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A BEAUT!

[gravedigger]

YEEESSSSSSSSS.

[Abraham Smashington]

YESSSSSSS

I fucking loved that show back in the day. FREWER is awesome.

[Ed Hocken]

Mondo strikes again!