I want this.

[BillyG]

Jake would never bang three hot Greek females at once. He doth not deserve such weaponry.

[Abraham Smashington]

He could get Ed to pose with him and bring along his pancakes.

[V]

God we all need to pitch in to get that for Jake on the caveat that he poses in a loin cloth with his roomie topless like in the game. WHO'S WITH ME?!

I'm in...

But will he shave his locks to become Kratos?

Only the Gods can know for certain... and they seldom speak to mortals.

[Timothy225]

I'm in...

But will he shave his locks to become Kratos?

Only the Gods can know for certain... and they seldom speak to mortals.

"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."

We chatted, and He says Jake can keep his flowing locks. Jake needs to wear white and red bodypaint, though.

[V]

haha.

Ok, Rob...

Maybe not a sword, but who in their right mind could not use one of these?

[BillyG]

We chatted, and He says Jake can keep his flowing locks. Jake needs to wear white and red bodypaint, though.

I haven't posted our pictures from Burning Man yet?

[Ed Hocken]

Holy shit these are some nice posters. Just look at those DEVO posters.

[Abraham Smashington]

That Tom Jones one is magnificent.

[Ed Hocken]

I figured you would have gone for that one.

[Abraham Smashington]

IT's fucking great.

[Ed Hocken]

I love the DEVO drug box one. Even though I do not own a single DEVO album.

[Abraham Smashington]

AWESOME.

[Abraham Smashington]

JESUS FUCK I WANT THIS NOW

[Captain Russ]

The only way that could get any cooler is if it got drunk at an office party and fucked the Batmobile.

[nerdious dorkus]

I just buckets.