I want this.

[Ed Hocken]

Yes. According to a review in the LA Times, it's the best Verizon phone.

[Shit Dickface]

Which is like saying "This guy was the gentlest child molester ever!" I love Verizon's coverage but hate most of their phones. I can't wait to get rid of this piece of shit Dare.

[nerdious dorkus]

Where did the "Asians Can't Butt Fuck" tag come from? I lost it when I saw that.

From me. Because of this:

But how are Asians gay? We have small cocks. We can't butt fuck each other properly.

[Abraham Smashington]

So, so true.

[nerdious dorkus]

We're the true inventors of nose/ear fuckin'.

[Ed Hocken]

Asians can't buttfuck? Tell that to the Rice Queens out there. They would beg to differ.

[nerdious dorkus]

OK. It's just me. I'm under-equipped. Thanks for calling me out. Ass.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm just calling it likes I sees it. Not my problem, you're under equipped. Granted, I just have standard issue equipment. As opposed to Ari, whose nickname "The Hebrew Hammer" applies very well.

[Abraham Smashington]

My monstrous stalloneshoulder does the job well.

[Ed Hocken]

Then there's the whole skinny guy thing. What in the hell was the genetic reason behind that?

[Matt]

Funny to see this conversation under a thread entitled 'I Want This'.

[Ed Hocken]

I might as well beat everyone to the punch with the following tag...

[B_Metal]

OK. It's just me. I'm under-equipped. Thanks for calling me out. Ass.

[Shit Dickface]

Gonna go get that phone tomorrow morning - I'd go tonight but I don't want to dick around in Westwood.

[nerdious dorkus]

Gonna go get that phone tomorrow morning - I'd go tonight but I don't want to dick around in Westwood.

But Westwood has Native Foods! I love that place.



Yes, I'm a hipster.