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Easily the best and funniest thing I've heard all day. Thank you.
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If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth. -
I always do what I can to please the ladies.Comment
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Yeah well I'm sure you have a fun day planned on Sunday grave.. Maybe going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if you'll have enough time though.
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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He's Going Streaking!If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.Comment
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I am thankfully done going to Home Depot every weekend. Well, for a couple years, at least. I spent the day surrounded by cute girls in tiny tank tops so suck it, Trebek!Comment
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We went to the Mariners vs Twins game today - it was an awesome game and my favorite Twin played (Joe Nathan). The last inning had me on the edge of my seat. If I remember correctly it was 8-0 in the 5th inning and Mariners were seeming pretty lazy and had given up 2 runs because of wild pitches but they started to pick it up and caught up to us near the end. But we still kicked ass!If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.Comment
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Yeah it was a pretty sweet game. The Mariners were fucking up all over the place with wildpitches in the beginning and giving us a ton of runs. Then shit settled down and got real. Good times all around."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHJ5oHFpCM0
That is what I wanted to do at the game we were at. I was able to touch the ball, but that's it. Weak sausage."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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That man makes The Fonz look like David Spade.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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This Twins vs. White Sox game is depressing. That is all."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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GODDAMN COIN TOSS.
*weeps*"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Imagine if they would have re-signed Johan, and the rest of their staff would have been healthy...shit you might've won the division...oh well, you guys can chill with the Yankees during the playoffs. Here's to golf in October!
Might I add, that the depression inside of me is ridiculous. For the first time in the last 13 years the Yanks aren't in the playoffs. I am sad panda. Now if the Dodgers get eliminated in the first round (they haven't won a playoff series in 20 years), I may be need an intervention. That's all.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Haha, that is ridiculous.If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.Comment
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*wipes tears* why A-Rod why?Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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