Mixed Martial Arts

[B_Metal]

I'll watch the memes that come out of his pro debut.

And I will LUL.

And it will be glorious.

[PHEDG]

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[Ari]

Fej, what the flying cock tacos does that video and that police report have to do with each other?

In fact, what do they have to do with anything?

[PHEDG]

Fej, what the flying cock tacos does that video and that police report have to do with each other?

In fact, what do they have to do with anything?

Ha oops

Apparently back in the 80's some dude lured drunks and mentally disabled people into his dojo as oppenents for his students or something. I assumed that was a police report related to the video but obviously not. My bad.

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[nerdious dorkus]

Holy shit! I think I need to start watching MMA.

And he won his first match.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Dude he has a mother fucking "JESUS DIDN'T TAP" tattoo on his forearm. LOLLERSKATES

[B_Metal]

It's a clothing sponsor B.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Wow, I hope he got major loot for that shit.

[Captain Russ]

Wow, I hope he got major loot for that shit.

Or at least a new zord.

Shit.

[B_Metal]

Wow, I hope he got major loot for that shit.

Maybe he likes Jesus. Would that be so bad?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Maybe he likes Jesus. Would that be so bad?

There are better ways of showing your love of Jesus...just saying.

[B_Metal]

There are better ways of showing your love of Jesus...just saying.

I said that in response to "he better have got "mad lootz" for that." I'm sure getting sponsored didn't hurt but if he's big time religious he might do it just because. There are "better ways" to do everything but apparently the white ranger loves Jesus with tattoos. No biggie.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I said that in response to "he better have got "mad lootz" for that." I'm sure getting sponsored didn't hurt but if he's big time religious he might do it just because. There are "better ways" to do everything but apparently the white ranger loves Jesus with tattoos. No biggie.

I'm down with that but the artwork was Bush League...looks like straight up MS Word Art. The idea is cool IMO, but the execution was lame.

[Captain Russ]

I'm down with that but the artwork was Bush League...looks like straight up MS Word Art. The idea is cool IMO, but the execution was lame.

That's all the fucking blue ranger could come up with in time, what with Kimberly's tumbling competition, Bulk and Skull trying to steal the cash box from the bake sale, and Goldarr royally fucking shit up, the man just had enough time to break out the stylus.

(Syrianly, at least he doesn't have the dickchest tat like Lesnar.)

[B_Metal]

Some gif's from UFC110

Cain Velazquez Vs Nog


Ryan Bader Vs Keith Jardine


Wanderlei Silva Vs Michael Bisping


Lulz at Jardine's wonky leg.