Wrasslin'

[BillyG]

Apparently Lawler collapsed and was rushed to the hospital in the middle of Raw tonight.

[BillyG]

And apparently they still use some awful weird numetal for promo packages about Facebook wtf

[B_Metal]

They save the wub wub for their packages about the WWE network. And yeah apparently Lawler legit passed out and had to be revived backstage.

[B_Metal]

Remember the old days when someone would slap the shit out of a guy for yacking like Cena does? Seriously....who would just stand there and listen to his bullshit?

[Captain Russ]

I believe an Orton-haired Punk namedropped that exact time period by mentioning The Hillbilly.

Not you, Jim.

[B_Metal]

The whole thing with Cena giving these tirades and guys just sitting there listening to that shit is retarded. I'm over that shit. Also apparently Lawler had a heart attack at the booth and had to be revived. Scary shit mang

[Captain Russ]

Yeah. Good to hear he's doin' better though.

[Abraham Smashington]

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[B_Metal]

That's cool as shit.

[Captain Russ]

Fuck Haitch.

[B_Metal]

Yeah, I mean I agree with that in principal buuuut that vid is cool.

[Captain Russ]

That Fabio-haired motherfucker broke kayfabe.

[gravedigger]

But if it's at a house show? Who cares? The guy still sucks donkey nutz but that was a cool thing to do.

[Captain Russ]

I care, grave.

I care (not really, since the tape cuts before Haitch buries that kid).

[B_Metal]

Yeah, I could totes see Haitch slapping the kids shit in with his sledgehammer. Also the HeartBald Kid should just Bruce Willis that shiz already.