The Kickball Stadium

[Captain Russ]

For those inclined to post aboot the game where people kick things and dive like the twatwaffles they are.

First up: Arse stomps a mudhole into Blackstoolpool.

Then Chelsea goes through the inevitable motions, clubbing a baby seal of a team. They really lucked out on their schedule...the bastards.

Shockers all around. Not. /booyah

[Captain Russ]

Newcastle with another 6-0 result?

Is this going to just be how it goes for the next few weeks? Just unmitigated slaughter?

Looking forward to today's game.

[Captain Russ]

City peed in the pool.

I am disappoint.

[Bobby Bear]

City peed in the pool.

I am disappoint.

I was under the assumption every time City play The Mickey Mousers, "whoever wins, we lose."

[Captain Russ]

Everton/Villa was a blast to watch (even if it ended without Everton getting the equalizer).

On the Arse Front:
Sucks that van Persie's got the ankle of Mr. Glass...but not as much as Wilshire being a hooligan shit.

[Captain Russ]

RVP out for four weeks.

(More like the rest of the season.../worstcasescenario)

[Captain Russ]

Three Lions up against the conscientious objectors today.

This is gonna either be fun, or turrible.

[Captain Russ]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's over.

Awesome volley by Rooney early on.

The Swiss can go back to making knives with other shit in them.

[Captain Russ]

So...what gypsy did Arsenal run over? Six fucking starters out.

This is redonkulous.

[V]

*hides voodoo doll*

What? Why are you looking at me?

[Captain Russ]

Van Persie's seasonal sidelining just wasn't enough for you?

DAAAAAAAAAAMMIT

[V]

Sorry, brother...

I was born a Liverpool fan. I will die a Liverpool fan.

[Captain Russ]

It's okay.

At least Cesc is still alive (until the inevitable flight from Emirates Stadium).

I'd be more upset if I wasn't listening to Tommy Smith talk right now.

[Captain Russ]

And Song with the red.

It seems to be raining shit on Arse.

WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' VURRDURR DOLL, VIN?

[Captain Russ]

I just feel bad for Blackpool. Fucking hell what a goalacaust.

On the opposite side, Fox Sperts has the Atletico Madrid/Barcelona game on.

La Liga seems fun...