World Cup Brazil: Hocken Killed The Party Boat...

[Ed Hocken]

Well, I was refrencing an internet comic from days gone by that redid classic Amazing Spider-Man comic strips.

[B_Metal]

I realize that I'm still in my short pants when it comes to this board but man, there's an awful lot of rape talk round here.

Blame it on Ari, he rapes all of us as initiation, then he rapes us if we like Kevin James, then he rapes us if we don't like the portman, and then he rapes us if we do like the portman. Basically Ari rapes....and we get....*weepsuncontrollablybrofist*

[Ari]

Blame it on Ari, he rapes all of us as initiation, then he rapes us if we like Kevin James, then he rapes us if we don't like the portman, and then he rapes us if we do like the portman. Basically Ari rapes....and we get....*weepsuncontrollablybrofist*

Tis' be true. Now, since you didn't put THE PORTMAN in all caps, please bend over.

[B_Metal]

Gawdamnit Ari, you don't have to make the puglet face while you pluu.....OW OW OW OW OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW......... Y U NO LUBE THIS TIME?!?!?!?

[Ari]

Gawdamnit Ari, you don't have to make the puglet face while you pluu.....OW OW OW OW OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW......... Y U NO LUBE THIS TIME?!?!?!?

Use your tears.

[B_Metal]

I have no more tears. I dry weep.

[Ari]

I have no more tears. I dry weep.

And I dry hump!

*Budump bum!*

[B_Metal]

Ode To Ari:

Ain't no lubetime when he's gone.
It's not warm when he's away.
Ain't no lubetime when he's gone
And he's always gone too long anytime he goes away.

Wonder this time where he's gone,
Wonder if he's gone to stay
Ain't no lubetime when he's gone
And this house just ain't no home anytime he goes away.

And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

Hey, I ought to leave the young thing alone,
But ain't no lubetime when he's gone, only darkness everyday.
Ain't no lubetime when he's gone,
And this house just ain't no home anytime he goes away.

Anytime he goes away.
Anytime he goes away.
Anytime he goes away.
Anytime he goes away.*


*Thank you Bill Withers!!

[V]

Use 'Wet Platinum'.

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