World Cup South Africa- SPOILER TAG OUTCOMES PLZ

[Captain Russ]

Bababooey bababooey.

Cellphoneboobs NSFW for enquiring minds.

Warning: you may be disappointed if fake bewbs and dark nipples do not make you do the happy dance. Shoot the messenger, and he will shoot you back with pee-filled squirt guns and trebuchets filled with cannibal weasels. You might not die, but trauma will do just fine.

[Captain Russ]

[Ed Hocken]

So far the Dutch remain unhappy (which isn't difficult to do) at the moment.

Wish I watching this game, so I can go back to eye-fucking the players.

Thank heavens I didn't wear an orange t-shirt.

[V]

The Dutch speak four languages and smoke dope legally...

About the only things that piss them off are

1: Running low on dope

2: Speaking a fifth language they don't know

3: The spotty performance of their national footy team.

[Ed Hocken]

What about besmirching their national treasure Rutger Hauer?

[Ed Hocken]

TIE-MATCH!

[Ed Hocken]

GOAAALLLLLLLLL!

OH SNAP!

[Ed Hocken]

The way things are going, I may belt out a rendition of "Springtime for Hitler" at tomorrow's game.

[Ed Hocken]

GOD-DAMN!

The Dutch may have cracked a smile today!

[Captain Russ]

Good for them.

Melo fucked his team. Hope he's happy.

Brazil played like shit, but Melo cutting them to 10 with his red carded shenanigans didn't help.

[Captain Russ]

Goddamn, what a hell of a finish.

  Spoiler: Yeah. This whole spoiler thing is just plain silly. 

Poor Ghana. Poor Gyan.

Forlan is once again the man.

Hell of a day of matches. Can't wait for tomorrow's stuff.

[Ed Hocken]

Yeah, this pretty much sums it up

[V]

Germany does beatdowns very good...

Just ask Poland.

[Ed Hocken]

I think part of that has to do with Maradona talking smack.

Still, unbelievable when that German player took a hookshot to the face.

[V]

Maradona talks more shit than an Iraqi fighter pilot. He was a better player than manager, and even then, he could not hold Pele's or Franz Beckenbauer's fucking jockstrap.

Manuel Neuer is turning into a hell of a GK... not as good as Oliver Kahn was, but he's young.