World Cup South Africa- SPOILER TAG OUTCOMES PLZ

[Captain Russ]

Puuuuuuure class.

(He's probably thinking of Paraguay Girl too. Or cocaine. Or Paraguay Girl made of cocaine.)

And yet, and can't hate on him. His team is going all the fucking way and he's the most animated little coach outside of the Rocky movies.

[Abraham Smashington]

[V]

I love that GIF!

That fucker was on the net almost before the match was over!

[Abraham Smashington]

Awesome. Go technology.

[V]

  Spoiler: WHAT A SHOCKER! 

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/soc...html?eref=sihp

[Ed Hocken]

Oh snap!

[Captain Russ]

Been a day of surprises so far.

  Spoiler: Oh yeah, THOSE things 

Slept through the Germany/Serbia game to find out about how Klose done fucked their day up.

And then the ref for the US/Slav game? Fookin' hell what a shitheel.

I hope England's game is half as entertaining as that last half.

[Ed Hocken]

There's some kind of Balkan revenge going on.

I suspect the ghost of John Belushi.

[Captain Russ]

What is this bullshit?

  Spoiler: Yep. Edit here too. For THOSE things. 

Slav Day?

John's too busy chopping fish and mumbling something vaguely resembling the guttural calls of a drunk Japanese fisherman. Alibi's solid.

The refs today are a sack of fuck. (I think this is vague enough not to need a tag...)

[Ed Hocken]

Fine, I blame Archduke Ferdinand.

[Captain Russ]

Technology can suck a dick. I want my vuvuzelas back. Though the Mexico game had awesome cheers that made up for the lack of BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Matt]

laughed way, way, WAY too hard at this.

[Captain Russ]

MARK MOTHERSBAUGH!

COME THE FUCK ON GERRARD!

[Ed Hocken]

Ben Thomas can't be too pleased as to what's going on.

[Captain Russ]

No one should.

Jesus Engrand, tighten the fuck up.