World Cup South Africa- SPOILER TAG OUTCOMES PLZ

[Captain Russ]

Not all that surprised that Best Korea is good at keeping motherscratchers the fuck out

[Ed Hocken]

Goddamn, I am facinated by Brazil. Any by facinated I mean incredibly arroused.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Kaka is thinking of you Ed...

[Captain Russ]

I swear if this ends up another draw, I'm going to be a little more than upset.

Until Thpain takes on the Swiss tomorrow. Then I'll be aight.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah, keep passing it back and forth in the fucking midfield.

That'll surely scare Kim Jong Potato away.

Dear lord Vuvuzela, grant me the strength not to piss and moan about this petty bullshit.

[Captain Russ]

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Sick fucking golaso...

[Captain Russ]

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH part 2

[Ed Hocken]

Damn that was a helluva shot. That goalie is going to end up dead.

The look of emotion on that player was a thing of beauty.

[BillyG]

Not sure why she is on Deadspin, but holy shit legs for DAYS

http://deadspin.com/5564227/extremel...ns-ex/gallery/

[Captain Russ]

Ruud trying to say "Maicon" is gold.

Holy shit.

And yeah, PKR's keeper is scheduled to work the camps until he dies. /chongpotato

ETA: the Adidas commercial has Morricone's Once Upon a Time in the West score as a backing track. Fuuuuuuuuck yeah, vuvuzelas all up in this bitch.

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[Ed Hocken]

The Brasil fans were awesome.

Still wondering what that white guy was doing on the NK side?

I also have to believe someone was running around quoting Team America while the match was going on.

[Captain Russ]

Pay no attention to the furry wizard on the left, as Paraguay wins the fan compeTITion.

[Captain Russ]

"We've put audio filters on the broadcast to limit the sound of the vuvu..."



I have become a convert.

I love the sound of the bee onslaught.

[Ed Hocken]

Someone enhance that pic and find out what cell phone that is?