Houston Texans 2009

[Howard]

I tried giving my heart to Tampa. Just didn't work. Came back to the Texans.

[Howard]

Damn it. He's one of those Houstonians. A damn Dallas Traitor.

[B_Metal]

They fucked up an all Texas championship game. I remember sitting at the bar at Leo's eating Mexican food and throwing a fit I wouldn't see the Cowboys destroy Moon.



And yes, of course.

Damn it. He's one of those Houstonians. A damn Dallas Traitor.

You're dead to me Billy. Dead you hear.

[Howard]

Damn it Rob. That's your tag, is it not?

[BillyG]

I can slide, I lived in Dallas as a kid. And I like teams that win.

[B_Metal]

I can slide, I lived in Dallas as a kid. And I like teams that win.

Oh so you bandwagon. Double traitor.

[BillyG]

Oh so you bandwagon. Double traitor.

How so? I've been a Cowboys fan since I learned what football was. I discovered football in preschool, while living in Dallas. I came back to Houston and found out that the Oilers exist solely to destroy an entire city's hope, just like the Astros.

I don't bandwagon teams, I'm a legit Cowboys fan, but having all those rings against the...um, none of the Houston football teams is a nice addition. Of course, we didn't have Earl, so the Oilers do have that on the Cowboys.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Howard]

He has a legit excuse to be a Cowboys fan. At least Billy had sense enough to get to Houston as soon as he could....

Ever since the demise of the Oilers, I've had a hell of a time getting into any other team. Besides my hope (probably misplaced) for the Texans to get it together sometime, I occasionally follow Miami. Course, I'll watch anyone pound on the Bills.

[B_Metal]

How so?
I don't bandwagon teams,

I can slide, I lived in Dallas as a kid. And I like teams that win.

The bold lead me to that conclusion. If I was wrong then forgive. But also fuck the cowboys.

[BillyG]

Course, I'll watch anyone pound on the Bills.

Even though I am a Cowboys fan, the only team I actively hate is the Bills. Nobody on the NFC East riles me up, but I want to see the Bills lose. They wasted the careers of so many good players.

Oh, and B...

[B_Metal]

Even though I am a Cowboys fan, the only team I actively hate is the Bills. Nobody on the NFC East riles me up, but I want to see the Bills lose. They wasted the careers of so many good players.

Oh, and B...

How many of those are from the last decade? Oh that's right ZERO. I'd rather have not been there with the Oilers than have to put up with the Cowboys and losing. Lulz.

[Howard]

Even though I am a Cowboys fan, the only team I actively hate is the Bills. Nobody on the NFC East riles me up, but I want to see the Bills lose. They wasted the careers of so many good players.

My dislike, nay hatred of the Bills can be summed up in one game. Jan 3, 1993.

[B_Metal]

My dislike, nay hatred of the Bills can be summed up in one game. Jan 3, 1993.

They skipped the 3rd that year. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[BillyG]

How many of those are from the last decade? Oh that's right ZERO. I'd rather have not been there with the Oilers than have to put up with the Cowboys and losing. Lulz.

Your tears sustain me B. The joy of victory is eternal.