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    http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-%20types/
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

  • #2
    well then you might be jealous of me too.. I grow facial hair pretty fast too...
    I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
    Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
    Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
    She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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    • #3
      Rob, you'll be a woman soon.
      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Nathan View Post
        Rob, you'll be a woman soon.
        hahhahahha NICE!!!
        I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
        Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
        Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
        She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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        • #5
          That is a pretty sweet collection of facial hair.
          If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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          • #6
            That was on my blog!!!! He read it and sent me a message saying thanks for the link. Dude I'm totally growing an epic beard soon...also his blog is incredible, there is so much dope shit on there. Read through it.
            Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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            • #7
              I will join Rob in the jealousy. I barely have a bloatee so people won't think I'm 10 years old.

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              • #8
                Yep tis in my genes not to be able to grow a proper beard until I'm 30. And I'll probably be balding by then...so I have something to look forward to.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  I'm balding, too. ^5! D:

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                  • #10
                    I haven't shaved in 4 weeks. Kind of look like Ted Kaczynski right now.

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